awesome tattoo...

So... summer in Phila = huge swelling bug bites --> me scratching my legs down to the bone... i have absolutely no self control when it comes to scratching bug bites, so i'm ripping away at these bites on my lower leg (around near the shins), and i inadvertently cause them to bleed. Unknowingly, im walking around, going places with friends with all this blood now dried on the side of my leg. We get to the bowling alley, and this girl (a friend of a friend, who i just met) looks over and says, "Wow...cool dagger..." I say, "what?" pointing at my leg, she says, "your tatt, its pretty awesome..." i reply, "oh gosh... my legs bleeding... oh um... thats not a tattoo... it just dried blood...sorry... im really not that gross..."